Goodbye.Īre you here about the cable? The Cinemax went out two weeks ago, and the sports are all fuzzy and, uh, whatnot. So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. And you want to know who helped me out of it? You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off? Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here. 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks. There might be a chance we could fix everything. So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what? So, you guys want a drink? What are we drinking? I've got beer, tequila, all sorts of things. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother who's dead. Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her, and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I'm from, and we had to try and fix her.
So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine. Here's an interesting story though about the Aether: my grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. it's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that. Thor, what do you know?Īh, where to start? Um, the Aether. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation. There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time? Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before? Use them to bring everyone back.Įven if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who is not in this room, to try. But there’s still no excuse to not have them in your inventory.So, let's get them. But as mobile browsing becomes more common, skyscrapers are becoming less useful.
No webpage is complete without a wide skyscraper or at least a skyscraper. They convert well as either image ads or with content plastered on them.
Wide skyscraper ads tend to be safer bets than other banner types. But it’s not nearly as common as the wide skyscraper, which just happens to convert better. The normal “skyscraper” banner is 40 pixels less wide. There are alternative templates to the wide skyscraper. Many webpages feature ads running down one or both sides of the page. If you surf the web often, that won’t be much of a surprise. Wide skyscraper banners make about one either of the global banner inventory. However, you may also hear of a “standing banner”, which is just a wide skyscraper by a different name.
Often found scratching most of the side of a webpage, the appearance of the wide skyscraper is self-explanatory. There are also plenty of great templates that you can use to make sure you never get the size wrong. A little knowledge can go a long way in preventing waste in advertising. The good news is that you don’t need to make the same mistakes many online marketing beginners do. Unfortunately, mistakes are costly in both time and money. Without awareness, it’s easy to make these mistakes when you’re making your own banner. Using consistently correct sizes simply displays the content you need to be communicated most clearly.ĭespite their importance, using the wrong kind of banner image or banner ad is one of the most common mistakes in online marketing. Beyond the basic psychology of your banner sizes, there are even more basic reasons you have to get the dimensions right. If your advertising looks out of place or irregular, people will process that information almost instantly. Their impact on your ad performance is clear.Ĭonsumers of any kind of display advertising become used to a certain appearance template. Sizes are one of the most important aspects of display advertising. But making a mistake regarding your images’ sizes will ruin the appearance of your ads. Advertising and page banners must look good. If you’re handling any kind of ads or social media pages, appearance is critical.